Gingrich Romney

I mean, we did kind of steal Texas from the Mexicans.”

I’ve never been so hung over in my life.”

No thanks, I’ve raised enough money.”

We’ve sort of got an open-relationship thing going.”

9/11 was an inside job.”

Patriarchy.”

I’m just not sure I believe in God.”

Yeah, Big Pharma pretty much wrote that bill for me.”

You shoulda seen the size of the dump I just took.”

I don’t really follow sports.”

The military budget is big enough already.”

You’re making me so wet.”

Have you read much Marx?”

Gee, I guess Israel is an apartheid state.”

I’m bi.”

We’ve probably killed more civilians than the terrorists have.”

That’s a dumb question.”

Are you on Foursquare?”

Oui, je parle francais.”

Third wife’s a charm!”

Fuck the troops.”

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Winter

ISSUE 42 Winter 2011

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also in this issue:

  • Getting Plowed

    by Selena Ross In this exclusive investigative report from Montreal, Maisonneuve exposes the bid-rigging, violence and sabotage at the heart of an unlikely racket: snow removal.
  • In the House of the Lord

    by Andrea Bennett The Jackson Avenue Housing Co-operative and the religious battle raging in one of Canada's poorest neighbourhoods.
  • After Jack

    by Nick Taylor-Vaisey Last May, Jack Layton led the NDP to the greatest victory in party history. Now that he's gone, will the party be able to maintain its momentum?
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